| Germ Books | The awesome independent alternative book store in Philly's Fishtown. Esoteric writings, conspiracy theories, UFO books, science fiction (specializing in Alt-History, Post-Apocalypse and Cyberpunk), preparedness, etc. Germ also host a rotating art exhibit and numerous events weekly. Run by David E. Williams and founded by the late, great Jennifer Bates. | ||
| Kev Monko photography | A friend of the missionCREEP and Expresso Tilt contributor who just so happens to be a great photographer. If you need a professional photo, Kev Monko is your man. Also, check out his wedding photography site. | ||
| the banned books | They have a release called mission creep, so how could we not recommend it? It contains a song titled "mission creep," and it rocks. Download it for whatever you want to pay. | ||
| Wikipedia | Awesome. | ||
David E. Williams |
Web site for notorious Philadelphia musician David E. Wiliams. This music is intense, uncompromising, and disturbing. It's also grandly orchestrated, and the lyrics obsessively honed. An absolutely fiendish sense of humor. A true original. | ||
Heudnsk |
Ted Adam's new site of recent photography. Great stuff. | ||
Mullets Throughout History |
Short on top, long on back, feathered on the sides. That strange 70s haircut still rules. This site has compiled a list of the great mullet sites on the web, like Mullet Joe. | ||
HiNgE |
A quarterly online arts journal featuring artists from the Philadelphia area and surrounding regions. Lists cultural events around the city. | ||
Museum of Bad Art |
The society for the preservation of "art too bad to be ignored." These folks never tire in their efforts to bring the "worst of art to the widest of audiences." Terribly wonderful. | ||
Engrish |
Ow, that translation hurts! Hundreds of hysterical examples of English mis-translations in Japan. | ||
suture | fresh wounds |
Each page is a different artwork. Kool use of the web to create art and design. | ||
Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics |
It is a little known fact that Ms. Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics. Not content with just singing, in this site she guides you in the fundamentals of the vital laser components that have made it possible to hear her super music in a digital format. | ||
Kookazoid |
This is a wild, bizarre, and wonderful animated game/site. It includes the notorious Bobby Narcotic game--the funniest, most fucked up lounge singer ever. How high can he get before he's unable to perform? | ||
LNSEMSF.COM |
Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation is dedicated to getting Leonard Nimoy to eat more salsa. Aggressively meaningless and translated into several languages. But the site does have 150 salsa recipes. | ||
Prison Dictionary |
Dictionary of prison slang. Who knows? You might need it someday. | ||
Dear Aunt Nettie |
Besides all the advice from Aunt Nettie, this domain contains the amazing "Museum of Depressionist Art" and "Gallery of the Unidentifiable." | ||
Mike the Headless Chicken |
Learn all about Mike the Headless Chicken, a fiesty fowl who actually lived after his owners chopped his head off. They then took Mike on the sideshow circuit, and Mike lived another 18 months, earning his keep. That was in 1945. Mike's hometown of Fruita, Colorado, holds a festival in his honor every year. | ||
Tourette Syndrone Barbie and Leprosy Barbie |
Wonderful interactive barbies with unfortunate conditions. Listen to Tourette Syndrome Barbie curse and spazz like Linda Blair. Leprosy Barbie's arms and legs fall off. | ||
Darwin Awards |
Celebrate the theory of evolution by commemorating the remains of those who improved our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways. | ||
Hats of Meat |
One always looks neat in a hat made of meat. --Mark Twain | ||
Fat Chicks in Party Hats |
"Fat + Fat + Party Hats = This!" Uh, okay then. Astonishingly and gleefully weird. This site is too idiotic to take the insults seriously. Webmaster Miguel evidently has an intense fat fetish. "Ha! HA! HA! We fell through a floor we are so fat!!! Woops!" | ||
Betty Bowers |
She's a better Christian than you could ever dream of being. Hysterical send-up of the born agains. Check out her Christian Crack Whore Ministries. Highly recommended. | ||
Last Page of the Internet |
Like the man said--Now go outside and play! | ||
AlcoholReviews.com |
For people who like to drink alcohol. | ||
Bully Magazine |
Good, angry fun. Sarcastic, funny, angst-ridden online mag. Politics, music, satire, etc. | ||
Fade to Black |
A very funny online magazine. Check out the Louis Farakan sing-a-long. | ||
Rock & Roll Hall of Shame |
This page has downloads of hysterical covers of rock songs done by celebrities like Leonard Nimoy, Sebastian Cabot, Joe Pesci, Andy Griffith, and more. Part of Fade to Black. | ||
Doodie.com |
A new animated cartoon every day about -- doodie! By an artist formerly with the Simpsons show. | ||
I kiss you! |
Mahir, the Turkish Internet sensation! One day he woke up to a million hits, and his life has not been the same since. He likes accordions, table, tennis, taking pictures, and sex. Besides his enormous schnoz and his Speedos, he's even got his own fan club. Plus, he's gotten to travel the world visiting his fans. | ||
Smash Regis |
Virtual insanity. Anti-Regis message board and game. You even get to choose the object with which you will smash Regis. | ||
The Third Nipple |
Odd site about a not-as-rare-as-you-think abnormality. Very funny with wonderfully dumb graphics. | ||
Neck Brace Appreciation Klub |
These folks really do appreciate neck braces, especially pictures of people wearing them, especially pictures of models wearing them. The recreational aspect of neck and back bracing. Bizarre and a little scary. | ||
Brunching Shuttlecocks |
A satire e-zine. "Pure and simple as a hammer to the forebrain," as they say. Lots of creative wicked funny. Plus, they make inventive use of Javascript with toys like the Campaign Scandal Generator and the Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator. | ||
Cruel.com |
Cruel site of the day. It's surprising how many truly cruel sites people create and how funny they can be. Would love to win some day, but missionCREEP.com just isn't cruel enough. | ||
laffworks.com |
Another very good humor, parody, and satire site. Check out Bimbos 2000, a satire of Bill Gates and Microsoft. Watch Regis die in animation. Plus the Shit of the Week award for humor sites. | ||
ChickenHead |
More good humor and satire. Don't miss Carl Frappingsworth, the emotional tampon, and the Animal Defense Militia. | ||
Winking Jesus |
Did that Jesus on the screen just wink at you? Well, did Jesus wink or not? Jesus did wink at missionCREEP.com, of course. | ||
Landover Baptist Church |
The funniest online ministry on God's green earth. An amazing religious spoof. "If you are unsaved, you are not allowed ... on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!" |
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