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Re: S.P. Dinsmoor page....is a Miss Harriett L. Dinsmoor (from Jersey County, IL) a daughter of S. P. Dinsmoor. If so, she could be the second wife of my ancestor Allen C. Carson also of Lucas. If Harriett is a dau. of Dinsmoor, by which wife and could you give me the wife's full name? Was she the housekeeper? Do you know anything about Allen C. Carson? His business in Lucas was real estate, loan, insurance, contractor and builder.
Susan Crofoot Davis <sukie1941@charter.net>
Medford, OR USA - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 14:15:05 (CST)

Hi! Actually I have more of a question than a comment! I grew up in Gardena, California reading Ben Burrough's poetry in the Gardena Valley Newspaper and have not been able to find much of his poetry anywhere. I want to do a special page on my website, featuring his poetry. Can you direct me to where I might be able to locate more of his poetry? I would really appreciate it very much. He was an awesome poet and like myself, wrote from his heart! If you could get back to me as soon as possible, I would appreciate it. Thank you in advance!
Sierra <nevadagirl45@yahoo.com>
Hawthorne, NV USA - Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 12:37:54 (CST)

this was the funniest letter i have ever seen. it not a laughing matter because i fell bad 4 the poor guy i mean at freakin fourteen u shouldnt have to do all that work. well in his case e didnt have do n e thing lol.
alyssa schmidt <smowboardingchic21@yahoo.com>
colchester, ct USA - Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 15:05:20 (CST)

holy frijoles! this takes me back to my formative teenage years. goddamn. now if i come across a tony celery's white noise webpage i think my friggin head will explode!
dave
USA - Thursday, January 09, 2003 at 14:11:55 (CST)

Thought I would sign! "There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Dani
USA - Saturday, January 04, 2003 at 09:14:40 (CST)

There once was a man from nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin while wiping his chin "if my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it"
Courtney <courtneyelizabeth3284@yahoo.com>
townsend, ma USA - Saturday, December 28, 2002 at 22:06:51 (CST)

My head is filling up with tasty chickpeas!
Raymond P. Spiderbiter <spiderbiter@aol.com>
Yoplait, OH USA - Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 00:18:23 (CST)

Thank you for the information on Ben Burroughs. I collected his poems from newspaper clippings years ago. I'm sorry he has left us. He left a big impression in me.
Peggy <cntrycharm48@yahoo.com>
USA - Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 16:40:20 (CST)

Thank you so much for this tribute to Ben Burroughs. His poems have inspired me in my own poetry for many years. I happened upon this page by chance and am so glad that I did. His poems were so beautiful and uplifting.
Susan <ommadawn15@earthlink.net>
Ny, NY USA - Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 23:02:12 (CST)

THE RESTAURANT WILL AGAIN HAVE A NEW NAME AND UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP. THREE BROTHERS WILL OPEN THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT ON OR ABOUT THE FIRST OF THE YEAR ( DEPENDING ON RENOVACTIONS AND CLEAN UP) THE NEW NAME IS UNDECIDED AS OF NOW. THESE BROTHERS HAVE OPERATED RESTAURANTS IN THIS AREA FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS AND HAVE A REPUTATION FOR EXCELLANT FOOD AND FRIENDSHIP.
ARNIE KESSLER <arniek@globaldialog.com>
LAKE MILLS, WI USA - Tuesday, November 27, 2001 at 19:27:31 (CST)

can't wait til matt & arsim re-open this jewel of wisconsin!!!! afntastic food & great entertainment is on the horizon!!!
jeff des rosier
west bend, wi USA - Monday, November 26, 2001 at 20:13:01 (CST)

Just wanted to say Hi to the loyal followers of the Gobbler. We are the new owners. We will be having our grand opening soon, with the specifics at a later date. Our menu will satisfy any hunger with options from hamburgers, pasta, seafood, steaks, and more. Hope to see you soon. Thank you.
Matt & Arsim <Mexhait@hotmail.com>
Lake Mills, WI USA - Wednesday, November 21, 2001 at 21:44:29 (CST)

There need to be some changes to this page. There is new management, that will be reopening the restaraunt. The grandson of the original owner is assisting, and the new owners are great. They have had many great restaruants in the area. Come in and check it out soon. I don't know the grand opening date, but it will be soon. Hope to see you there soon.
Andrea <AJayeRedD@hotmail.com>
Lake Mills, WI USA - Wednesday, November 21, 2001 at 11:30:06 (CST)

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kari flunker <kariflunker@hotmail.com>
Cedarville , OH USA - Sunday, November 04, 2001 at 20:06:38 (CST)

Are nudists allowed in here?
Julie Martin <worldnudists@yahoo.com>
Spokane, WA USA - Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 12:38:34 (CST)

Hi, I am a Nephew to Clarence Hartwig, I am 22 and I currently own the Waterloo Diner, do you know if The Gobbler is up for Sale and how much? Also you might want to add that Hue Hephner and the Bunnies frequented the Gobbler and Motel. Great to see Us Hartwig's on the web!
Scott M. L. Hartwig <shartwig79@hotmail.com>
Waterloo, wi USA - Sunday, October 28, 2001 at 16:39:35 (CST)

I dont get this. All rite?
Some bloke <forgotten it>
Winchester, ----- England - Saturday, October 20, 2001 at 09:52:54 (CDT)

follow ten commandments and Buddha's Golden Mean
Santoshpoet <santoshpoet@rediffmail.com>
allahabad, UP India - Friday, October 19, 2001 at 00:05:06 (CDT)

I misspelled my email address on my last mail to you. Anyways, keep the site up!
Eldon Barclay <eldonba@mtaonline.net>
Collegedale, CA USA - Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 01:09:52 (CDT)

I found an old painting of B. Pletan from 1956 and was wondering if his work is worth anything. it a scene of a lake with bears and deers and some mountains in the background any help would be appreiated thanks Tony
Tony <tazzmann_1@excite.com>
bloomington, mn USA - Tuesday, October 16, 2001 at 15:41:26 (CDT)

I am student at a women's college who live in South Korea. I want to accept data about short story Weathering. And read story and to understand first time very difficult. I thought that this story is truth lump term story. Anyway, I want to serve that understand more this talk and accept data fast. Please, Ask data as quickly as possible Please,
Su-Im Yi <yisuim@daum.net>
Taejon, KOREAN - Tuesday, October 09, 2001 at 19:40:06 (CDT)

Great mag, but you must have the worst, most self-absorbed guest book I've ever seen.
Timothy Gager <ctgager37@yahoo.com>
Boston, ma USA - Friday, October 05, 2001 at 13:25:07 (CDT)

You are one sick bastard. You need Help!!!!
Amber Pople <Someguy513@AOL.COM>
Lawndale, ca USA - Saturday, September 22, 2001 at 19:25:08 (CDT)

Howdy, I have 2 paintings on that my grandmother had for many years and another i bought at an antique store their name on them is Gayle Pletan 1969 and the other one is Pletan 1955 and i was wondering if you could tell me more about them and the value, they are both Deer sience and one is with a water fall and the other is in the winter time if you could help me i'd appreciate it . my name is Lori Oppert
Lori Oppert <slinky_8@hotmail.com>
Viroqua, Wi USA - Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 13:23:59 (CDT)

I just read David Cassidy Poems by Jenna van Steeg and I am sickened and disgusted. They were not artistic at all, just plain sick! There are ALOT of David Cassidy fans out there and let me tell you I am sure they would find those poems just as sickening as well as a major cry for help. You've got to be kidding Freak!
Donna <Kkeithlover @aol.com>
USA - Friday, August 31, 2001 at 11:30:23 (CDT)

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Mr. Money Bag$ <get_rich_quick@hotmail.com>
USA - Friday, August 17, 2001 at 22:04:38 (CDT)

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blaa <blaa>
blaa, blaa USA - Thursday, August 16, 2001 at 02:10:03 (CDT)

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CAB <juice_magic@hotmail.com>
Leominster, MA USA - Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 09:39:42 (CDT)

I just put my comic strips on my webpage and I'd really like some feedback. I wanna know, do they suck, or do they blow?
Metranome0 <serequoy@hotmail.com>
snohomish, wa USA - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 22:45:10 (CDT)

I am trying to find Jennie Ver Steeg. please give her my e-mail and phone number 360-883-9117
Brian Fuqua <brian8839117@yahoo.com>
portland, or USA - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 00:12:22 (CDT)

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Adam <sivella@emailmetals.com.au>
Melbourne, vic Australia - Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 04:26:29 (CDT)

Cool article about my grandfather! Thanks
Kara Pletan <karapletan@hotmail.com>
USA - Friday, June 08, 2001 at 19:44:09 (CDT)

I Googled "anger sex death poem love," thinking of my girlfriend, and came right to your page. Do you use Search Engine Optimization technology? It's uncanny.
Catatonic Brooklyniasis <blindone@well.com>
Waukesha, WI USA - Monday, May 28, 2001 at 22:33:16 (CDT)

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the geust
USA - Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 14:14:20 (CDT)

I am in particular fascinated with this speedy artists signature. Theodore Burrows, artist
theodore burrows <theodoreburrows@hotmail.com>
ny, or USA - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 02:11:19 (CDT)

PLEASE HELP ME BEACUSE I AM VERY POOR I WANT TO TAKE ADMISSIOM IN BIBLE COLLEGE IN USA
ASTER FAZAL <asterfazal@yahoo.com>
LAHORE, PUNJAB PAKISTAN - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 23:13:56 (CDT)

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casper <no comment... won't give you my fuckin email addy>
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penis <penis>
penis, pp penis - Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 06:36:33 (CDT)

your website is shit and unfunny
aggie <suziebop@hotmail.com>
USA - Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 08:21:05 (CDT)

First and foremost, this site ROCKS!! I just wanted to let everyone know about a new website "TheDeer.com". We are a female run educational safe sex site with information on: choosing a condom, condom directions, birth control options and more. We also sell condoms, yeast infection treatments, lubricants etc. Check it out.
Jennifer Bancroft <JBancroft@thedeer.com>
Boulder, CO USA - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 01:43:09 (CDT)

Howdy, I have 2 pictures of a scenic look with deer, the writing on the paintings is Guyle or Gayle Pletan one painting is dated 1955 and the other is 1969 could you give me any imformation on these paintings, one was my grandmothers and she gave it to me before she passed away. I have tryed to get some information on them but have had no luck so i hope you can help me. Thank you very much my phone number is (608)637-6176 i live in Viroqua Wi. Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks Lori :>
Lori Oppert <slinky_8@hotmail.com>
Viroqua, WI USA - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 10:49:37 (CDT)

I love "Under the Rainbow".
Louis Liu
Hong Kong, China - Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 20:34:07 (CST)

I am the webmaster for the Greyhound Employee's Website, http://members.tripod.com/gogrey and I have been searching the net for all Greyhound, related sites and adding a link to them via our site.I came across the following: "Doin' The Dog" A Concise Guide to Bus Travel in America by B. Amundson. I found it rather interesting and would like to invite you to visit our site. And furthermore, you are also invited to write a few words "Good or Bad" in a special "VIP" form that I have created at http://members.tripod.com/gogrey/1/vip.htm Though I am the webmaster, I got fired from Greyhound a few months ago, so, I place no restraints on what anyone cares to say about them. I haven't hear anything good about Greyhound in the three in a half years I've been dealing with them. And, I sure in the hell haven't found anything positive about them on the net! Stop by if you care to. Thanks for your time, Ron Mitchell - ron_mitchell@usa.net PS. If you want to advertise anything for free on our site, just let me know! Later....
Ron Mitchell <ron_mitchell@usa.net>
Las Vegas, NV. USA - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 00:29:22 (CST)

Hello, my name is Justin Bilicki. Myself and Casey Sorrow of fetusx (www.fetusx.com) are putting together a magazine called The Butcher Paper. It consists of 36 pages of comics...it will kick ass. I have reviewed your material and would be very interested in giving you a whole page in The Butcher Paper to showcase your work. Let me know if you are interested. Justin Bilicki/the butcher paper (517) 485-5616
Justin Bilicki <butcherpaper@hotmail.com>
lansing , MI USA - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 15:29:35 (CST)

http://www.justsayyo.com
Bob Kennedy <SoCooLBob@SoCooL.Com> <http://www.justsayyo.com>
Sacramento, CA USA - Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 01:26:13 (CST)

Today, I walked into a bank and I bumped into an old friend. At first he didn't recognize me, but after I showed him my high school ID, he gave me a hug. I felt sorta weird about the whole thing, cause like um I don't know if that was the right thing to do. Fortunately, the bank security guard was asleep when I walked out with a bag of Susan B. Anthony quarters. In glory of my heist, I almost forgot about my old friend. It's a good thing an old episode of Amen was on the tube or I would have forgotten the whole hugging incident. So I guess my question is "How long has the magazine been around?" Just curious. Jack "Richard Burns" Hoff PS- Check out my website Yahoo.com, it's awesome dude!
Jack Hoff <richard_burns@emerson.edu>
Boston, MA USA - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 22:29:55 (CST)

I have been to see the garden of eden that S.P. Dinsmoore built and was truley amazed at the work he pit in it. It is something you have to see to appreciate I have to admit but it is a wonderful experience for young and old. My daughter loved it
Kristina Blair <little_f5@hotmail.com>
St. Francis, ks USA - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 13:01:22 (CST)

I was just wondering what a 1961 Pletan Painting was worth and couldn't find anything on him other than here.
Jeanne V. <JusJez@hotmail.com>
USA - Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 11:42:17 (CST)

Hello, Nice site. This is my family home..Samuel P. Dinsmoor and Emma Dinsmoor is my Grandfather and Grandmother. Check it out if you have never been there! I Know My Grandfather will smile when you arrive. janet
Janet Gwendolyn Stevens Smith <jsomaha@yahoo.com>
omaha, ne USA - Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 16:02:42 (CST)

OUT TO LUNCH PART DARK HUMOR, PART SOCIAL COMMENTARY. OUT TO LUNCH ISBN# 0-595-14653-8. 'One man's perilous journey through the sordid soft white underbelly of minimum wage employment and fringe society in search of The American Dream, and.....The FRANKENHEAD.' 'If you have ever eaten in...or worked in a restaurant you should read this book!!' Available at Amazon.com B&N.com or you might just find one wrapped in plain brown paper hidden under the counter at your favorite bookstore.......
Ranin <ranin55@yahoo.com>
St. Louis, Mo USA - Friday, January 19, 2001 at 06:56:09 (CST)

SUBJECT: GE CAPITAL CORPORATION AND COMBINED INSURANCE COMPANY OF AMERICA - IT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST, A MASSIVE-CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT HAS BEEN FILED IN FEDERAL COURT, UNDER RICO, AGAINST THE ABOVE MISCREANTS. THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE MASS EXPURGATION OF 1100 OLD PEOPLE UNDER A HEALTH POLICY WHICH PURPORTED TO OFFER "LIFETIME COVERAGE." THEN I FOUND OUT I HAD BEEN SELLING THIS THING UNDER A FRAUDULENT COPY OF THE MASTER POLICY FOR 19 YEARS AND 5 MONTHS. OUTRAGE?? INDEED!!
EDWARD EUGENE BASKETT <MRROTHROCK@WEBTV.NET>
CRESTLINE, CA USA - Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 11:19:57 (CST)

DEFINETLY OFF THE BEATEN PATH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..RR
RON R. <CHELLO_B@YAHOO.COM>
HOUSE SPRINGS, MO. USA - Monday, January 01, 2001 at 17:11:21 (CST)

I am a cartoonist/illustrator trying to get in touch with a short story writer and an old friend of mine, Mark Morganstern. Kindly advise if you could pass this message to him. Thank you.
Stefano Baratti <bydauphine@aol.com>
Freeport, NY USA - Monday, December 18, 2000 at 16:11:06 (CST)

I think that this whole deal of yours is pretty stupid, I liked the commic, but it could be better
Brooke <Brookie Wookie H@Juno.COm>
Find;lay, Oh USA - Wednesday, December 06, 2000 at 12:46:13 (CST)

love david cassidys songs and voice underrated tlant just beacuse hes so cute ..im 23 and in to eveything and my band velvet n nails has 3 c.ds and opens for celbrities always ..would love to meet him in vegas and be his little girl protege'!!! call for media kit we are nationwide!!!954 216 1768 atlantic records baby-ites
tiffinni st. ranae <tiffinniranae@yahoo.com>
pembrokepines, fla. USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 11:31:44 (CST)

Thank you for the Ode to Ben Burroughs. I too collected his poems and glued them within a notebook while growing up. His poems gave me hope and lifted my spirits. I recently went searching to find more on him and am saddened to find so little.
Peggy <cntrycharm48@yahoo.com>
Wichita, ks USA - Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 16:13:53 (CST)

wonderful happy hour
zhen li <zl59@columbia.edu>
new york, ny USA - Thursday, November 09, 2000 at 10:10:16 (CST)

Strange for sure, but I couldn't help feel sorry for them at first, then all of sudden while listing to the song about the car I thought these girls were really cool in a car accident way,like you want to stop listing but you just can't.
Mandy Foster <deitobot@MSN.COM>
Gleason , TN USA - Sunday, November 05, 2000 at 23:34:25 (CST)

thanks for finding out about the status of THE GOBBLER ..I am sad though, I was planning to make a pilgramage there sometime , how could anyone resist the power of all that shag carpeting ? I first found out about it from this sitewww.lileks.com, he even has screensaver of it!! Oh well, keep us all updated..
cloudy <mostlycloudy@hotmail.com>
Northampton, MA USA - Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 17:28:09 (CST)

Hi ya'll i just discovered Expresso Tilt and i think it is absolutely hilarious. i just have one question are ya'll an actual magazine or just a place on the web? anyways i like the stuff i read and it beats readin the every day stuff!
Kristen <dragondai_99@yahoo.com>
Kodiak, AK USA - Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 15:20:08 (CST)

s.p. dinsmoor was a populist not a liberal
josh maxwell <joshmaxwell@aol,com>
USA - Saturday, October 14, 2000 at 17:16:55 (CDT)

If you're into penis humour, check out www.nobscan.com. Not something to show your maiden aunt... Nobba.
Nobba <nobba@nobscan.com>
UK - Monday, October 09, 2000 at 16:31:39 (CDT)

what the...
pauly <acutegirl_06@hotmail.com>
USA - Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 22:51:21 (CDT)

Cool site. Cheers Michael
Michael Spranger <hpmic@web.de>
Hechingen, BW Germany - Thursday, September 21, 2000 at 16:10:56 (CDT)

i love "under the rainbow." this site is absolutely amazing and it has inspired me to get back to my writing. keep it up! (please!)
philadelphia, pa USA - Wednesday, September 13, 2000 at 10:10:51 (CDT)

What a crock of crap this is! Keep your twenty bucks and you're that much more ahead of the game!
Francine <Ratraisins@guess.com>
Lakeland, FL USA - Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 17:24:38 (CDT)

Good work! I am truly sorry though, for the many infantile commentaries in your guest book. The world really isn't ready for change is it? What "evolution"? Anyway...I noticed an entry by one "Gary Sterling". I also have an entry by the same author that I would like to submit. Please consider posting it on you site. http://Egyptdance.homestead.com/gathering.html Thanks so much. Sincerely, Skymother
skymother <skymother_2000@hotmail.com>
Canada - Monday, September 04, 2000 at 13:27:51 (CDT)

1950.5. (a) This section applies to security for a rental agreement for residential property that is used as the dwelling of the tenant. (b) As used in this section,
d <d@d.d>
d, d USA - Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 14:46:26 (CDT)

Hello. I read the poem by Ron Pronk and was hoping that possibly you might be able to help us locate him? We are holding a High School Jazz Band reunion on September 23 & 24 (it's been 25 years). Ron and his brother Steve were both in the band. They are from Bowie, MD and we all grew up together. Any help you can give us would be truly appreciated. Thanks very much. Denise Carley
Denise Carley <ubeast@email.msn.com>
Crofton, MD USA - Wednesday, August 23, 2000 at 16:28:39 (CDT)

I can't help wondering if anyone has ever actually sent you money. I would if I had twenty dollars (though twenty dollars australian wouldn't buy you a kick in the face in America...though, then again I hear Americans are so rich they'll kick you in the face for free...ah great land of opportunity...)Send me twenty American cents and I'll be a millionaire and then I can bestow a kick in the face upon all the poor unfortunates
Pennynotverywise <poor@nomoney.com>
faraway, bad Oz - Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 03:24:23 (CDT)

Terrific site. At last, a fiction site that looks good and reads well. Hat's off here. Dennis Darkfruit.com
Dennis A. Mahoney <dmahoney@darkfruit.com>
New York, NY USA - Saturday, August 12, 2000 at 01:16:58 (CDT)

free email account that pays you for using it!! bye bye hotmail!!! http://themail.com/ref.htm?ref=111513
girlie <noone@nowhere.com>
no city, ny USA - Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 13:17:52 (CDT)

penis size is of course dwelled upon intermablale by men I, unfortunately hava rather dimuative member when limp. I'm talking less than an inch. Remember the episode of Seinfeld where George had the
Milford
Los Angeles, CA USA - Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 03:43:26 (CDT)

im am from the land of tir-na-nog! hello all my tirna friends! ummm im bored thats why im writin this. the jokes here kinda suck but hey...
that girl u all know <imgroovy17@hotmail.com >
tir-na-nog, tnn USA - Wednesday, July 12, 2000 at 09:00:01 (CDT)

lol, You are a F*ckin RETARD!!!
DA_DEViL!!! <hehe@aol.fuck.com>
new york, ny USA - Tuesday, July 04, 2000 at 19:19:20 (CDT)

I just read a review of the Gobbler in Johnson's Creek, WI. I sure wish it were still called that, at least the motel isn't and I am having a difficult time finding it by the internet.
Bonnie <oddbonkin@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 04, 2000 at 08:22:09 (CDT)

i`v been sitin here tryin to make a spu yet it`s number two and im hopein u`d would come out shooe and i said real loud get the hell out of my hose yet u can`t here a sound so i stuf some grass strat up u`r ass and thats the end of my song cuz my dick is realy long.
kale <zombe22@hotmail.com>
temple, tx USA - Monday, July 03, 2000 at 20:02:02 (CDT)

can u solve my rittel i am black but my right hand is white my mastter is bathing in all creation solve my rittle the answer is in the rrittel itself
kale <zombe22@hotmail.com>
temple, tx USA - Monday, July 03, 2000 at 19:45:09 (CDT)

im horrney cuz of my hand
kale <pothead@yahoo.net>
dallas, tx USA - Monday, July 03, 2000 at 19:34:33 (CDT)

I really liked the pictures(im gay)
Bob Balone <bob@hotmail.com>
Quebec, n/a Canada - Saturday, July 01, 2000 at 05:52:40 (CDT)

What was the name of the actress that played Joe Mannix's secretary on Mannix? I can't rememember and it's driving me crazy.
Hans Henrikke <hh@tronya.nl>
Amsterdam, Holland - Friday, June 30, 2000 at 11:53:11 (CDT)

Turlock Sanger is my uncle. He's delusional. Please excuse him. If you see him, ask him to call his brother, Fletcher. My parents are worried about him.
Harold Sanger <hsanger@whoodeedoo.com>
Lansing, MI USA - Friday, June 30, 2000 at 11:50:09 (CDT)

What is this thing you have against Joyce Carol Oates. I had an affair with her back in the 70's. Boy was she hot. You make me ashamed to be an American.
Turlock Sanger <potentdogs@barneyrubble.com>
Truckstop, NJ USA - Friday, June 30, 2000 at 11:47:27 (CDT)

I loved to read all the whacky antics of your great little magazine. That Marc Landau is a genius. Someone pass me the ketchup.
Mr. Lucas Brice <lucasbrice@aol.com>
Communism, England - Friday, June 30, 2000 at 11:43:08 (CDT)

penis
penis <penis.web.de>
USA - Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 07:36:20 (CDT)

Rodney's poetry sucks. Don't you have a mirror to look at?
Maybe, Maybe Not <Dzyners@aol.com>
Madison, WI USA - Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 17:23:22 (CDT)

This site is great. I'm trying to get a similar site going at www.shortstory.20m.com, but have had little input from people wanting to write stories.
Richard Capes <ceno_bite@yahoo.com>
Nafferton, East Yorkshire UK - Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 13:43:09 (CDT)

i was raped by 50 men in 1 week i am so stretched i know how she felt in generals daughter
anonymus <noway>
USA - Thursday, June 22, 2000 at 09:25:59 (CDT)

Better update your site. The Gobbler Restaurant and Motel have been closed and opened under new names for quite some time now. The restaurant has undergone numerous changes and is now opened under its 3rd name in about 5 years. It is not very busy but definitely does not have pink and purple carpeting on the walls. The motel is now called King Arthur's Inn. Gone also are the fancy rooms with the mirrors on the walls and the round beds. Its current claim to fame is the nudist colony that meets there on occasionally during the fall, winter, and spring months. Also, there is no longer 50 acres. Much of the land is now taken up with a gas station, small strip malls, a 12 screen theatre, an office building and some fast food joints. Since Planned Parenthood is located in one of the strip malls, excitement abounds when the Missionaries for the Preborn show up. I'd suggest you come and check out Johnson Creek and update your website on the Gobbler. Carol O'Neil
Carol O'Neil <oneilc@johnsoncreek.k12.wi.us>
Johnson Creek, Wi USA - Tuesday, June 13, 2000 at 14:08:17 (CDT)

Bernette G. Pletan is my Great grandpa. He past away when I was 1 or 2. We have a couple pictures of his I got one about two years ago from my Moms Aunt. and now it hangs above my bed.
Trent Nugteren <sportsmachine22@hotmail.com>
Parker, SD USA - Friday, May 26, 2000 at 13:59:46 (CDT)

It's a crazy world and this place make me feel sane...for once I don't feel like the only freak in the room!
YUNOR <wreckyourlife@yahoomail.com>
Klang Valley, Selangor Malaysia - Wednesday, May 24, 2000 at 02:34:54 (CDT)

this is awsome. i wish teachers tauht this kinda shit!!!!!
tammie jo ruebush <cowgirl69up.hotmail.com>
west alexandria, oh USA - Monday, May 22, 2000 at 13:55:51 (CDT)

Please send me infromation on how I can sell interesting articles, poetry or short stories to magazines. Can you help? Maria Doyle Po Box 930932 Norcross, Ga 30003 gepricia@yahoo.com 770-813-0037
Maria Doyle <gepricia@yahoo.com>
USA - Monday, May 22, 2000 at 08:44:21 (CDT)

Online gallery seeking work from all artists of all mediums and genres - painters, poets, photographers, models, musicians, etc. Please visit "Spacepoet Universal Art" (www.spacepoet.com) if interested. Thanks.
MONTY <monty@spacepoet.com>
Malvern, PA USA - Thursday, May 18, 2000 at 13:31:34 (CDT)

How would I go about getting my short stories printed on your page?
Gary Robertson <Roy@24glenlochay.freeserve.co.uk>
Perth, Scotland - Monday, May 15, 2000 at 04:49:46 (CDT)

There once was a whore from Azores Whose vagina was covered with sores No-one would eat that rotting brown meat Which hung in festoons from her drawers
Ned Sneed <nervous_ned@hotmail.com>
Vashon, Wa USA - Friday, May 05, 2000 at 03:34:48 (CDT)

How in hell do you dare writing shit like that, and even put it on the Net?! You, my friend, are obviously a low-minded loser who tries to make himself interesting by trying to write a ridicul story about Arhur Rimbaud, a subject about wich you don't know a shit. I have one, very good advice for you: Keep that story and only change the name 'Rimbaud' into Leonardo DiCaprio and try to sell it to a underground magazine, maybe you'll get 20 $ out of it.
Arthur Rimbaud <We don't have that in the 19th century!>
Charleville, 12 France - Wednesday, May 03, 2000 at 13:47:55 (CDT)

I don't know if you can answer this... How do I find out if there is any money value to artist Burnette G. Pletan original paintings? Could you please help me?
Mary Buroker <m.buroker>
Kennewick , WA USA - Monday, April 24, 2000 at 15:10:50 (CDT)

YOU NEED TO MAKE YOUR POEMS MAKE SENCE
Nicole <3278599@go.com>
Bena, MN USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 14:17:50 (CDT)

Mr. Whalen, what's the inspiration behind "The Romance of Ms. Fish and the Midget" ? fondly, helene.
helene <hele_kosa>
sydney, nsw australia - Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 05:08:47 (CDT)

I need information on Joan C Connor by 4/13/oo for a paper I am doing on her
Brianne Farmer <brianne@fgi.net>
USA - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 12:30:25 (CDT)

i really think you guys like cock more than pussy.thats what turns the men on here in somerset on .a cock is all it takes for some men.
lilly <rogerdd@msn.com>
somerset, ky USA - Thursday, March 30, 2000 at 23:48:14 (CST)

I have to say you lot are all a bit obsessed, I mean I like a good hard hard cock as much as a good hard cock as much as the next girl but this is going a bit too far!!!
anon
london, england - Thursday, March 23, 2000 at 14:44:54 (CST)

Read. Review. SUBMIT. http://nakedpoetry.com
RhondaK <xxrk@hotmail.com>
Tampa, FL USA - Wednesday, March 15, 2000 at 13:30:39 (CST)

Mike, Enjoyed your humorously prophetic "What not to do if you want to make it famous writing." So let me ask you something. If I do all those things already---AM I DOOMED? Hope you received my packet and are willing to put it on MissionCreep. I think it would definately be an appropriate home.
john jay connor <eripmava@yahoo.com>
Phila., PA USA - Monday, March 06, 2000 at 17:57:47 (CST)

hey ms.ardor is there any possibility i can fuck you
johhnny <fobkiller69@yahoo.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 29, 2000 at 16:51:48 (CST)

That live and let live poem, then the meathook shit. Essplain please.
Clarke <none of your damn business>
New Hamburg, CANADA - Monday, February 28, 2000 at 19:19:44 (CST)

I love Penis's please contact me on g.griffiths@cimac.co.uk. Send me pictures of your penis & i will send you mine back
Gareth Selwyn Griffiths <g.griffiths@cimac.co.uk>
uk - Friday, February 18, 2000 at 12:05:52 (CST)

I looking for husband. Good man, no hit, no push, no Bad Girl! You sleep in Garage Tonight! I look for man who bring me rose. Bye.
Misti Velvet Rainwater <mnemosyne26@hotmail.com>
Bridgeport, TX USA - Sunday, February 13, 2000 at 16:52:28 (CST)

Ilove youre" poems",but the problem is: I have a dick, I have a big, Some have big Some only a dick I do have both!
alexx <alxl@xnet.com>
Bucharest, Romania - Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 16:19:17 (CST)

just letting you know I have your link on my page, thanks! Ron Kinard bornnakey@hotmail.com http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/IvyHall/bornnakey/POETS.html
NAKEY <bornnakey@hotmail.com>
Atlanta, GA USA - Wednesday, January 26, 2000 at 16:15:13 (CST)

You are so talented! DAVID CASSIDY RULES!!!
Amanda
USA - Sunday, January 16, 2000 at 01:06:21 (CST)

im a goddess
silly <aphrodite@aol.com>
USA - Thursday, January 06, 2000 at 22:21:24 (CST)

Being in the Safer Sex business, I REALLY enjoyed the article by David Kirby on "7 reasons why 7 condoms are used every second in the United States." Thank you, David, it's wonderful!
Cherie Magnus <Cherie@viveladifference.com>
Los Angeles, CA USA - Wednesday, December 15, 1999 at 16:16:55 (CST)

I just read the story sleeping with freud by susan davis, and I was wondering who she is, and if she has written any more stories. I am also interested in understandinf a bit further about the story. Did she end up with russel? I thought he was gay?
zoe
USA - Saturday, December 11, 1999 at 00:55:21 (CST)

I knew Lora Wise in New York; glad to see she's still making those oddly appealing drawings. I hope she's happy and successful.
michael fleischmann <MikeGaby@aol.com>
Mamaroneck, ny USA - Friday, November 19, 1999 at 09:13:23 (CST)

This comment is for Kevin Monko..... Over the years, I have been a HUGE fan of the works of Ben Burroughs. Back in the 80's, I purchased 2 books that were put together of many of his poems. I was not aware, however, that there were so many years worth of poems that he wrote. I am VERY interested in obtaining a collection of ALL of his works for my own, personal collection and as a thought of creating a web site of his works. He has inspired me many, many times and I find myself looking through his books as a source of inspiration. Would you happen to know HOW I can go about getting ahold of all of his poems? Do you think that the Philadelphia Daily News would have this all archived? It's good to hear that he touched more lives than just mine. I would like to keep his memory alive. Thanks for you time........Beverly
Beverly Linderman <LindermanB@state.mi.us>
Lansing, MI USA - Tuesday, November 16, 1999 at 09:40:33 (CST)

What the fuck, are you guys faggets?? Why are you so obsessed with penises??? You should be more interested in vaginas....that sweet pussy.
George Jones <gjones@idirect.com>
Buffalo, Ny USA - Thursday, September 16, 1999 at 15:46:01 (CDT)

Howdy, I have a painting done by Pletan in 1955 it is signed and it's a beautiful painting of deer by a lake in the winter time with a church in the back round also mountains in the backround could you tell me how much this painting could be worth? it's in mint condition, it was given to me after my Grandmother past. /thank you Lori Oppert (608) 637-6176 is my phone number
Lori Oppert <slinky_8@hotmail.com>
Viroqua, Wi USA - Wednesday, September 08, 1999 at 13:30:21 (CDT)

Dude the shor story, "The Romance of Ms. Fish and the Midget" by Tom Whalen was mad sweet. I liked every part but the ending kicked some major ass!
Josh Meister
USA - Tuesday, July 20, 1999 at 09:00:10 (CDT)

I have a really serious problem....my penis is sooo small, and i'm so fat I can't even see it anymore. Please help me, I'm desperate! I have no women looking at me anymore. I'm just too fat! Please HELP!! urgent. Please write back asap!!! Thank you, Jose
JOSE PUPO <QBAN911@aol.com>
Eliizabeth, NJ USA - Wednesday, July 14, 1999 at 21:20:48 (CDT)

Miss Hazardous Waste...in Expresso Tilt I loved it. Great story and if the there are anymore like it please post them on the page... again I say great story with a lot of laughs, thanks
Rusty 12/Mar/1999:11:31:14

I once knew a young girl named Alice,
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
and parts of her asshole in Dallas.
Anon 28/Feb/1999:23:40:17

Hey, I just found your Expresso Tilt page, and it's making me all nostalgic for my youth. Just reading the list of advertisers is making my eyes moist -- I was the projectionist at the State Theater until it closed, and I bought many a record at both Reborn and I Like It Like That. Anyway, great page. I'll have to go home tonight and dig
out my old issues.
Matt Toschlog 23/Feb/1999:03:43:03

I had thought Expresso tilt had died an untimely death. Good to hear it's still in circulation. I enjoyed the few issues I read in the late Eighties.
Abhay Nadkarni 23/Feb/1999:03:15:54

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