"Why dont you come down, you motherfucker cocksucker. Ill open your belly up and show you all the black stuff you got in there."
Tube Bar Resources on the Web:
Bum Bar Bastards Home Page
Records Tube Bar page
This page in Prantagonize contains an interview with the Tube Bar pranksters.
To join the Red Fan Club, write to:
Red Fan Club
Tube Bar Music
A tube bar mix of I Saw Red by Warrent featuring the vocal stylings of the nutty guy who we all love--Red. By Rob Lunceford.
Phil Malkowski has created a Tube Bar Mix of Bruce Springsteen's song "Secret Garden.mp3." It's a really kool MP3.
A fellow named Eddie Yantis has produced a song called Mortal Combat Tube Bar Mix (395kb). Requires RealPlayer.
Scott Kemery has created a program that plays an animated file with sound of Red cursing out the Teletubbies. It's real funny. "redvsteles.exe" runs only on Windows PCs, not Macintoshes.
The Legendary Tube Bar Recording
"Ill catch you, you cocksucker,
25-minutes of some of the most hilarious, profane, and spirited cursing youre ever going to hear.
Some of the worlds nastiest mother insults.
The basis for a running joke on The Simpsons.
It features Red, a Jersey City taproom owner and legend, who was once made famous by Jimmy Breslin.
Its revered in the worlds of professional baseball and alternative music.
Its the Tube Bar, one of the most astonishing and unusual cultural artifacts youre ever likely to experience.
by Mike Walsh
Part 1: Introduction
Part 2: How
the Recording Got Around
Part 3: Red
and the History of the Tube Bar
Louis 'Red' Deutsch (right) with Rocky Marciano, probably from the early '50s.
"Why you yellow rat bastard, you motherfucker, cocksucker. Your mothers been sucking my prick for many years Why dont you come over and meet me face to face, you motherfucker Ill meet you wherever you want."
"When I get ahold of you, Ill take two zigs outa your two cheeks. Youll remember me for the rest of your life. "