the Footnote, the first tale of Snow White and the Huntsman.
A humorous retelling of the Snow White tale as a romantic and
political intrigue. Graphics by Ted Stamas.
in the Basement, a Kafka-esque, Wizard of Oz, Marx Brothers,
Heart of Darkness, Dante's Inferno-type satire of corporate accounting
Hoods and Iron Gags, the Quaker penal experiment at Eastern
State Penitentiary in Philadelphia.
Nightmare Before Christmas: The true story of a bitter, unemployed
writer's pursuit of good gift giving through seasonal employment.
story of the legendary Tube Bar recording,
one of the strangest cultural artifacts you're ever likely to
America: A Utopian Vision of an America Long Gone
Gay Community Day
of the Sun, Season of Danger: Beware the dangers of
the outdoors this summer
to Pick Up Girls, Guaranteed!
the Ponytail Man: Inside the ponytail wearers head,
low, cunning thoughts do lurk
Mr. Congressman, Dont Take My Assault
I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Bob Dylan:
Review of a Dylan concert in Philly in August 2011. It's also
available on BobDylan.com.
a review of the tUnE-yArDs in Philly
Very Wayne Newton Christmas: Not as Funny as It Should Be
Lee Roth Fondles Himself at the Hard Rock Casino: Now that's
The Rock & Roll Eruption of Wanda Jackson.
Weird, Wild, Wonderful World of Liberace.
Ra, the life, music, and philosophy of the jazz genius from
the Love of Elvis: The Jim "E"
Dissembles, Just Like His Role Model: The honorable senator
from PA just can't stop lying (2003)
W. Bush Euphemism Game: When Lies Cannot be Called Lies
W. Bush, Problem Child or Average Guy?
About George H. Bush's Term in Office (1989)
Fear & Loathing At Cheesesteak Junction. The story of
Joey Vento's impact in my former neighborhood.
Ain't Dodge City: The story of an injured cat, a drunk neighbor,
and a gun.
the Cowlicks: A few afternoons in a South Philly barber
Choke Again in '04 but Nothing Compares to ‘64: The 40th Anniversary
of the Most Legendary Choke of All Time
on Ice: The story of Willie O'Ree, the 1st black man to play
in the NHL.
of Dreams: Those Salivatin, Expectoratin Boys
TV, and Books
See Darkness, Twin Peaks. A look back at the wonderful funny,
creepy, and influential TV show from the early 90s.
True Story of the Three Little Pigs, a book review
The Year of the Drooler: The Cinema Reaches New Levels of
and Be Happy: Explore the Magick of Chant-O-Matics